Danielle Schneider, an actor and comedienne, is a graduate of NYU's Tisch School of the Arts. With her writing partner Dannah Phirman she wrote and starred in the show Eye Candy (Dir. Amy Poehler) which was selected for the HBO/Aspen Comedy Festival. Together they also created the show Dead Heiresses which was developed as a pilot for Comedy Central. They also wrote Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 for Disney, did a rewrite of New Line's Catfight and are currently writing Boys are Stupid, Throw rocks at Them for Universal.
As an actress Danielle recently starred as Krista on Spike TV's comedy series Players. She has also appeared on Reno 911, ABC's Happy Endings, FOX's My Big Fat Obnoxious Boss, Comedy Central's Crossballs and Contest Searchlight as well as many other shows on NBC, MTV, VH1, UPN and more.
Danielle was also a long time panelist on VH1's critically praised and highly rated Best Week Ever. Danielle can be seen in the movies Spring Breakdown with Amy Poehler, Step Brothers with Will Ferrell, and the upcoming Larry Crowne with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts Danielle performs regularly at UCB in shows such as Death By Roo Roo, Asssscat and many others.

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