Tim Kalpakis is an American comedy writer. His writing credits include The Birthday Boys, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis, I Love You America with Sarah Silverman, the Primetime Emmy Awards hosted by Andy Samberg, the MTV Movie Awards hosted by Aziz Ansari, the Film Independent Spirit Awards hosted by Nick Kroll & John Mulaney, Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special, and Ham Hat. He is a founding member of the Los Angeles sketch group The Birthday Boys. Tim grew up in the Catskills and graduated from Ithaca College. He has appeared on Conan and Netflix's W/ Bob & David and performed at comedy festivals including Montreal's Just for Laughs and Sketchfests in New York, San Francisco, Seattle, and Chicago.