Christian is a sketch, television, and satire writer living in Brooklyn. He has a degree in visual art and works in operations at Carnegie Hall. Christian has contributed writing to McSweeney's Internet Tendency, The Second City Network, The Onion, Huffington Post, and more. Formerly, Christian has been on teams at the Magnet Theater and the Baltimore Improv Group. He used to decorate expensive cakes with The Food Network's Ace of Cakes. Find Christian tweeting about Kate Bush and Kill Bill at @chrtucci, or find more writing at

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