Peter Rawlings is a writer for What Would Do on UCBT's Maude Night. He's previously written for the Maude team Cha-Cha, and for Sketch Cram, and performs in UCBW. He's also written short fiction for Third Coast, Swink, and The Northville Review, and coverage of the Magic: The Gathering pro tour for Hasbro. He's on Twitter at @peterrwlngs. Okay.