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Look, I'd really rather not get into it. Seriously, I don't even like really talking about my self to begin with. If I start talking about the UCB Theatre, you're just gonna wind up listening to some retarded long list of sketch and improv shows you've likely never heard of before. No, I am proud of my work, but I've been doing stuff there since like 2002, and that's everything from performing and writing, to directing and coaching. I don't wanna sound like some ass who loves listing their "credits," trying to impress people. Let's talk about you - you said you were into wood working, right? No, I'm not trying to change the subject. Hey, just because I don't need to talk about what TV shows I've been on, doesn't mean I'm emotionally unavailable. Ok, let's take a step back - this isn't going the way I wanted it to go. Oh yeah? I'm from New York. Yeah, right there in Manhattan. It was great. LaGuardia. No, the high school; not the community college. Actually yeah, it was the school they based the movie Fame on- oh I see what's going on, you're doing it again. Damn it! Look, I don't think this is going to work. Let's just sit here and drink our wine 'till the 10 minutes are up.