Carrie is a veteran of Harold and Maude. Her solo show “MILP: Moms I’d Like to Portray” ran at UCB NY in [year redacted because old.] Acting: Adam Ruins Everything, Divorce, The Rundown. Writing: The New Yorker Daily Shouts, Funny or Die. Carrie has written three Lifetime movies, two YA novels (with co-author Ian McWethy,) one cable sketch comedy show- and she still has zero health benefits, if you can believe! Carrie has two objectively perfect children under age five so please excuse the condition of her car/clothes/life.