Brielle DeMirjian (“Brielle” to friends) is a comedian/actor/writer based in NYC. She is precisely 5’3” but aspires to be 5'6". Her eyes and hairs are brown, her teeth are orthodontically corrected, and her hands are 8mm longer than the universal average. You can see her every Sunday at SubCulture hosting Indie Cage Match with her team Brief Dragon (famous for creating heavily thematic shows and spending what some call "a wild amount" on props and costumes). She also cohosts UCB's Cage Match as Steve Sleaze, improvises movies with MegaPlex, leads the Improv Jam on Tuesdays, and performs monthly with her indie team Current Ex-Boyfriend. She participated in the sport of tee ball during her elementary school years with very little success. Learn more at