Luke Burns is a writer living in New York. He currently writes for the Maude team "A Few Sandwich Lovers." His work has appeared on The New Yorker's Daily Shouts Blog, Splitsider, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, and in "The Best of McSweeney's Internet Tendency" and "The McSweeney's Book of Politics and Musicals". He co-hosts the monthly show "An Evening of Humorous Readings," and is a co-creator of The Encyclopedia of Hypothetical Police Procedurals. You can find more of his work on his website: