Ariana is a musician, writer, and comedian from Los Angeles, which is fine. She sang opera for a while, but was not physically fit/fat enough to continue along that path. That's showbiz. She's performed in things for Comedy Central, Funny or Die, College Humor, and the mystical Brookledge Follies, and has collaborated and toured with her singer-songwriter-best friend Allie Goertz at SF Sketchfest, Meltdown, The Tomorrow Show, & College Humor's All Nighter LiveStream, headlining bills alongside Patton Oswalt, Kumail Nanjiani, Anthony Jeselnik, and various twitterati. Ariana has written for McSweeney's, Elle, The Huffington Post, and tweeeeeeets under @aardvarsk, where she was named one of the"48 funniest women on Twitter according to some of the funniest women on Twitter" by someecards.com, and chosen as a "Follow Friday" for Splitsider. Woooowww. UCB credits include Women of UCB, We're Gross! With Gilli Nissim, Spoiler Country: Mad Men, Stripped Stories, Tournament of Nerds, The IT SUCKED! awards, Live From Heaven!, Not Too Shabby, and the exICEting current run of Tonya Harding: The Musical.