7 episodes in and hosts David and Griffin are waning. This week, while attempting to discuss Senator Palpatine's rise to power as Darth Sidious (the titular Phantom Menace), Count Doku pulling strings for the separatists, and just exactly what the Galactic Senate does for the universe they hit a major detour: Griffin reads from his awful 6th grade paper about the movie Beauty Shop. Is the Galactic Senate like the United Nations? Or more like NATO? Why did Griffin think Amos 'n' Andy had funny jokes? Don't expect any answers!