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When your birth control fails, you have many options that you can use to avoid pregnancy. "Plan B" is the best choice, but is very expensive. If "Plan B" is too pricy, you can turn to "Next Choice." If that's still too expensive try "Better than Nothing," "Why Bother," or "SOL." Each of these options has horrible side effects, but is better than the alternative.